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Welcome to the The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines. Great effort was made to deliver the largest collection of pick-up lines anywhere to you, the reader, without a lot of hassle. So, I've placed close to 1300 lines into nine categories for your browsing pleasure. I want this site to be the complete home of the best, worst, lamest, funny, lame, effective, ineffective, and uesless pick-up lines anywhere

Pickup lines are often viewed as cliche, pathetic attempts to pick up a lady in a bar or cafe. Many women have heard all the lines before and when a common line is sent their way it may actually lower their impression of you. However, there is one line that never fails and this is your chance to learn it, try it, and become one of the few who actually succeeds in meeting new people through pickup lines

How many do you need in stock and what sort...happy? funny? just right?...Pickup lines, opening remarks, ice breakers, and snappy patter to make the opposite sex swoon in your pathetic presence...There are at least 40 leads from this page to a whole dictionary of pick up lines.

Talking like a pirate is fun. It's really that simple. It gives your conversation a swagger, an elán, denied to landlocked lubbers. The best explanation came from a guy at a Cleveland radio station who interviewed us on the 2002 Talk Like a Pirate Day. He told us we were going to be buried by people asking for interviews because it was a "whimsical alternative" to all the serious things that were making the news so depressing. In other words, silliness is the holiday's best selling point.

A lot of guys are looking for the best pick up lines available, because they simply don’t know how to start conversations with women! The Modern Man has put this list together in the name of fun. Admittedly, each of us has used some of these pick up lines along our way to becoming the expert dating coaches that we are today. These days, we use natural conversation starters and have become confident, genuine guys who don’t need to use to cheesy pick up lines or tricks in order to start & continue conversations with women. However, in the name of fun - and damnit, some of these pick up lines are downright fun to use in real-life! – let’s kick off with the list!