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who the fuck names a lake winnipesaukee
indians
yep
truth
and not the tech support kind
the casino kind

: So I went over to my hippie neighbor's house and asked for a pot holder, he went inside and came out with a sandwich bag...... note to self new best friend.

hi
I've windows 98 installed on my computer
ok
now i have a problem
you repeat yourself dude

eventually they knocked at my door so i m in front of a cop, a worker with his helmet a garbage mate,  a postman and my neighbour- a huge black guy who works in IT
and all I can say is  "oh maan the village people became jheovah witnesses"

I tried to download a chick flick once, but none of the packets had any sense of direction

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
       Reply Mail Envelope.
4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
       in your hand.

A programmer started to cuss
Because getting to sleep was a fuss
As he lay there in bed
Looping 'round in his head
was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;