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<rss xmlns:ps="http://trailfire.com" version="2.0"><channel><title>"Best of Craigslist-- Rants and Raves" by espressoemily</title><link>http://trailfire.com/espressoemily/trails/25822</link><category>espressoemily/trails</category><ttl>60</ttl><item><title>best of craigslist : Hey Crackhead</title><link>http://trailfire.com/espressoemily/marks/53013</link><description><![CDATA[OK, now I&#39;m rambling. But the point is, Crackhead, that you have done me wrong. Now, I get that you love crack. That is totally understandable. I&#39;ve heard it is really fun, at first, and quite addictive. What I don&#39;t understand is, YOU ARE A CRACKHEAD. WHY DON&#39;T YOU OWN A CRACKPIPE? I am an engineer. Do you ever see me shaking down bums in the Loin for a calculator and sliderule? No, you don&#39;t. Because engineering is the main thing I do, I went and bought myself a calculator. The main thing you do is crack. How do you get by without a crackpipe? The other crackheads must clown on you non-stop. I mean, the fucking saw you used to saw off my sparkplugs is probably worth five or ten bucks. Why not sell or trade it for a crackpipe? You really haven&#39;t put much thought into this, have you?]]></description><category>Best of Craigslist-- Rants and Raves</category><author>espressoemily</author><pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 13:42:21 -0800</pubDate><guid isPermalink="false">trailfire:markId:53013</guid></item><item><title>Thank you for folding my laundry, please stop having sex.</title><link>http://trailfire.com/espressoemily/marks/53014</link><description><![CDATA[It&#39;s ok that you have awful taste. You&#39;re sixty years old, and you don&#39;t wear a bra which might be why your breasts and belt are on the same parallel, but hey, you smell like my grandma so I like you regardless. Also, is your hair naturally maroon? It matches your blush splendidly. Tammy Faye would be jealous. Now recently I&#39;ve noticed a man that made my high school geometry teacher look like Don Juan parking behind your car in our lot. He terrifies me and tucks his t shirts into his khaki pants that are hiked way too high up on his twinkie loving gut. The image of you two in the same room haunts me, but please...]]></description><category>Best of Craigslist-- Rants and Raves</category><author>espressoemily</author><pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 13:44:08 -0800</pubDate><guid isPermalink="false">trailfire:markId:53014</guid></item><item><title>Metro - The Underground Hell of DC</title><link>http://trailfire.com/espressoemily/marks/53015</link><description><![CDATA[How much do I hate riding the Metro? It ranks up there with ripping out hangnails and trying to find a parking spot downtown. After awhile, you get used to it, but you do find new things everyday that bug you. Here is my little rant - just listing my top 10 pet peeves of the daily Metro grind:]]></description><category>Best of Craigslist-- Rants and Raves</category><author>espressoemily</author><pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 13:45:57 -0800</pubDate><guid isPermalink="false">trailfire:markId:53015</guid></item><item><title>You - Me - The Enormous Booger Hanging Out Of My Nose</title><link>http://trailfire.com/espressoemily/marks/53017</link><description><![CDATA[You are a really great guy. I like you...well maybe a little too much, but that is okay because no one really knows that, now do they? My attraction for you is beside the point. You have a great personality set off by the most amazing blue eyes I have ever seen. To think after working with you for so many years it wasn&#39;t until today I found out you have no balls to say something helpful in a awkward situation.]]></description><category>Best of Craigslist-- Rants and Raves</category><author>espressoemily</author><pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 13:48:06 -0800</pubDate><guid isPermalink="false">trailfire:markId:53017</guid></item></channel></rss>
