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<rss xmlns:ps="http://trailfire.com" version="2.0"><channel><title>"the best of dave barry-- " by oneday</title><link>http://trailfire.com/oneday/trails/36072</link><category>oneday/trails</category><ttl>60</ttl><item><title>&amp;quot;fourteen Things That it Took Me Over 50 Years to Learn&amp;quot;</title><link>http://trailfire.com/oneday/marks/93428</link><description><![CDATA[You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.]]></description><category>the best of dave barry-- </category><author>oneday</author><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 11:35:33 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermalink="false">trailfire:markId:93428</guid></item><item><title>The birth of wail - 04/29/2007 - MiamiHerald.com</title><link>http://trailfire.com/oneday/marks/93431</link><description><![CDATA[And it was just so cool. It was 500 million times cooler than, for example, Bobby Rydell.]]></description><category>the best of dave barry-- </category><author>oneday</author><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 11:39:30 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermalink="false">trailfire:markId:93431</guid></item><item><title>Dave Barry&amp;#039;s Blog</title><link>http://trailfire.com/oneday/marks/93432</link><description><![CDATA[WHY WE NEED GUYS.<BR>Guys are practical.]]></description><category>the best of dave barry-- </category><author>oneday</author><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 11:39:53 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermalink="false">trailfire:markId:93432</guid></item><item><title>Dave Barry Quotes - The Quotations Page</title><link>http://trailfire.com/oneday/marks/93435</link><description><![CDATA[I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don&#39;t even invite me.]]></description><category>the best of dave barry-- </category><author>oneday</author><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 11:42:16 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermalink="false">trailfire:markId:93435</guid></item><item><title>Honk if you&amp;#039;re married and can&amp;#039;t cope with anger - 04/22/2007 - MiamiHerald.com</title><link>http://trailfire.com/oneday/marks/93436</link><description><![CDATA[No matter how much you love your spouse, eventually the smooth, unblemished surface of your relationship will be marred by a small pimple of anger, which, if ignored, can grow into a major festering zit of rage that will explode and spew forth a really disgusting metaphor that I do not wish to pursue any further here.]]></description><category>the best of dave barry-- </category><author>oneday</author><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 11:43:18 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermalink="false">trailfire:markId:93436</guid></item><item><title>Today&amp;#039;s topic is: The Art of Cooking - 02/25/2007 - MiamiHerald.com</title><link>http://trailfire.com/oneday/marks/93437</link><description><![CDATA[There is no such thing as &#39;&#39;fennel,&#39;&#39; yet many of your gourmet recipes call for it. Other examples of imaginary ingredients are &#39;&#39;shallots,&#39;&#39; &#39;&#39;capers&#39;&#39; and &#39;&#39;arugula.&#39;&#39; So]]></description><category>the best of dave barry-- </category><author>oneday</author><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 11:45:41 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermalink="false">trailfire:markId:93437</guid></item><item><title>Rabbit ears get poor reception - 04/08/2007 - MiamiHerald.com</title><link>http://trailfire.com/oneday/marks/93439</link><description><![CDATA[Like most people, you probably often ask yourself: ``What, exactly, are my legal rights if I am wearing a bunny outfit?&#39;&#39;]]></description><category>the best of dave barry-- </category><author>oneday</author><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 11:47:09 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermalink="false">trailfire:markId:93439</guid></item><item><title>Mr. Language Person: Some words of wisdomality - 03/18/2007 - MiamiHerald.com</title><link>http://trailfire.com/oneday/marks/93440</link><description><![CDATA[Today, as is our wont, we begin with our first question: Q. You have a wont? A. Yes, but we comb our hair such that you cannot see it.]]></description><category>the best of dave barry-- </category><author>oneday</author><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 11:47:59 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermalink="false">trailfire:markId:93440</guid></item><item><title>hot_news.jpg (JPEG Image, 600x750 pixels) - Scaled (66%)</title><link>http://trailfire.com/oneday/marks/93710</link><description><![CDATA[because really, no one does understand daylight savings<BR>]]></description><category>the best of dave barry-- </category><author>oneday</author><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 03:24:43 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermalink="false">trailfire:markId:93710</guid></item></channel></rss>
