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1. how to determine if your date is an axe murderer
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1. Watch for the following: * A Caucasian male in his twenties or thirties * Obsession with fire or matches * Cruelty to animals * History of bed-wetting
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* Look for an Adam’s apple. Most men have a bump in the middle of their throat. Most women do not.
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1. Speak firmly. Keep your voice low and your sentences short. All communications should be in the imperative. Explain that you are going to perform the Heimlich maneuver.
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1. Do not panic. Evidence of your partner’s name exists somewhere nearby. Your task will be to find it before she awakens, or before she starts any sort of meaningful conversation.
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1. Recognize the traits of a pickup artist. Is your suitor overly charming and quick with cash? Does he appear to have an immediate connection with you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you?
